A lot of his co-workers worked these hours as well. So to boost morale they decided to hold a cheesy mustache contest. For the last 30 days members of the contest have grown these nasty moustaches. Dan joined this contest and not only did he grow a cheesy moustache, but he grew chops on the sides too. He was definately one of the top three going into the final voting.
Um. . . yeah and I had to look at that cheesy mug for a month! He was sort of embarrassed about going out in public and would often glance more at the ground than where he was going.
So the night before the judging, Dan not only needs the cheesy moustache and chops but he also decides to create a "look" revolving around his cheesy moustache.
So he gets a really tight v-neck tshirt. It's got some pretty stains on it and has a hole right around the belly button.
Then he takes a pair of old tight jeans and we cut them at the thigh/crotch. To compliment the look he puts on some bling around his neck and wears tube socks with his brown work boots. Oh and a pair of yummy aviator sun glasses with a nice ball cap.
Super sexy. During the modeling he gives his "Blue Steel" look and does the whole leg up on a table pose so people really get to see his. . . um. .. .(you decide what you want here).
Well I'm so proud because my hubby won the contest!!! He got $85 for the shenanigans and I think he should take the second runner up out for dinner. Actually I'm entitled to half of that because I had to deal with the whole cheesiness for the month of September/October.
The day he won he got home and pretty much shaved that beast off right away!
Here is a picture of him and the runner up (Travis). All I can say is wow.
Dan is the hunk in the white tshirt.
I'm so proud.
6 comments:
Oh heck no!!! Too funny!!!
You should be proud. I'm not sure it was worth only $85 though! I think he should have gotten $100!
Wow, you should have let me know that you guys moved to a TRAILER recently:)
What a sex pot! Does he have some sort of belly button fetish?
Ah hahahahaha!! OMG that is SO funny!!! (does he know you posted his pic online?)
So hot...who knew Dan was a '70s era trucker in a porno.
Looks like the perfect picture to give Terry for Christmas. I'm sure she'd be excited. Abe could make a frame for it I'm sure. BTW I wouldn't let him answer the door that way on Halloween. It's sure to result in a 911 call.
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